I only have one thing to say here
How on earth can the Clinique consultants bring out the â€œcomputerâ€ with a straight face.
Consultant: â€œLets just check what skincare products are best for your skin typeâ€
Me: (fighting back the uncontrollable urge to laugh) â€œOKâ€
Consultant consults the, emmm, computer, slides some knobs up and down, recommends a variation on the 3 step program and somewhat shamefacedly tidies the computer away.
What happens if the computer crashes? This could be a serious problem. People could get the wrong moisturiser. The Y2K upgrades must have caused a major headache for the IT department. Mon dieu!
Clinique: we canâ€™t take this seriously anymore, if we ever did. Please upgrade your â€œsystemâ€. It has all the diagnostic sophistication of an abacus.
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