Bejaney and bejayus. One of the most famous beauty contests in the world is going on under our very noses and there hasn't been a peep out of Beaut.ie about it! Shameful.
Roisin Dubh hurried to rectify this situation yesterday, sending us a frontline report directly from the Dome. Gasp! Braver than Charlie Bird she battled through lines of goofy escorts, sateen meringues and Irish dancing shoes to reach an Internet enabled device. The air was so thick with hairspray and adrenaline it is a wonder she didn't pass out with excitement. Here's whats hot down at the Tint this year.
"Greetings from de Rose of Tralee. My god, but the ladies of the moment are turning out some style. New York Rose, Lisa Murtagh, gets my vote for most stylish. She’s an attorney with red hair, so I’m calling her the Miranda of this year’s competition. She was wearing a gorgeous grey frock yesterday, with a kind of understated puffball at the hem.
Poor Westmeath Rose, Marisa Murray, was hobbling around with a crutch after an incident at a wedding where someone stepped on her toe. She’s wearing high heels with the crutch mind you and was spotted on the dodgems, so it can’t be that bad.
From talking to Raymondo D’Arcy (be still my heart) last night, the Roses are less high maintenance than usual. His beauty spies told him that requests for fake tan and eyelashes are way down on previous years. This is the year of the natural Roses. I’ll believe it when i see them strut their stuff in the *dome tonight.
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* It’s not a dome it’s a tint. A tint I tell you!"
Thank you Roisin! Over and out!
And why not go to the Rose of Tralee site and see which escort (if any) you wouldn't kick out of bed for eating Taytos. I'll be interested in hearing your opinions!
