Beaut.ie for Mr Tayto

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I noticed you lot blathering away there about Mr. Tayto and I have to contribute my tuppence worth. He's absolutely my #1 favourite candidate - he's got more charisma than Enda and Bertie put together and sprinkled with some cheese n' onion flavouring. According to his website, "In a world gone stale, he brings a fresh package".

On a beauty related note, he's definitely the best looking and most dapper candidate too - check out that pristine complexion, groomed brows and sharp suit.  And who couldn't love his election manifestos?

  • Mr Tayto on Climate Change
    I don't see anything wrong with a week or two in the Canaries.
  • Mr Tayto on Pre-school Proposals
    I don't believe we should allow people to get married that young
  • Mr Tayto on Gay Marriage
    He's getting remarried? Does Kathleen know?
  • Mr Tayto on peace and reconciliation
    It's time that the north and southside learnt to live together.
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Cynical marketing campaign be dammed, Mr Tayto for Taoiseach!

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