Hey, you there, choosing to live under that rock for obvious reasons. Haven't you heard THERE'S A FORMER MR. IRELAND IN THE CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER HOUSE?!!
As usual, there is an Irish contestant in Chez Celeb BB to keep viewers over this side of the water marginally hooked. When we heard there was a former Mr. Ireland, our interests were sparked. And then they waned again a bit again.
Marc O'Neill, AKA yer man from Tallafornia who appeared in the bog standard Big Brother last year, has just talked to Neil Delamere (who's covering the The Anton Savage Show) and has urged the people of Ireland to get behind his mate Jeremy McConnell who's just entered the house. This was after he said something along the lines of "If you're an Irish person who's ever been to a club in Ireland, you should know who Jeremy McConnell is."
— Today FM (@todayfm) January 6, 2016
So, who is this person you should know if you've ever been to a club? In short, he appears to be a variation of Marc, but with more tattoos.
He also "w*nks a lot" and is determined to "have sex in the house". According to his profile on his model management website, he has "slept with all the models in Ireland" and therefore "needs to find a new stomping ground".
— Daily Star (@Daily_Star) January 6, 2016
See all the other 'Celebs' included in the line up in the gallery below, or have a gander at our extensive Celebrity Big Brother guide below...
Nancy Dell'Olio - a former lawyer who became well-known as the ex-wife of Sven Goran Eriksson, the former England manager.
David Gest - that alien-looking dude who was married to Liza Minelli for five minutes.
Christopher Maloney - that guy who kept singing about his Granny on X-Factor.
Gemma Collins - TOWIE. Made momentary appearance on I'm a Celebrity last year
Angie Bowie - David Bowie's ex wife.
Kristina Rihanoff - Daniel O'Donnell's dance partner in Strictly Come Dancing.
Megan McKenna - No idea.
Stephanie Davis - Was in Hollyoaks once.
John Partridge - Used to be in Eastenders.
Scotty T - Geordie Shore. Now turns up at shit nightclubs.
Jerry McConnell - Your Mr. Ireland, ladies and gennelman.
Winston McKenzie - He was a boxer and stood in UK elections for UKIP, the anti-European party ran by Nigel Farage.
Darren Day - Presenter and 'actor' by all accounts.
Jonathan Cheban - He's friends with Kim Kardashian. That's basically it.
Tiffany Pollard - Nope, no idea.
Daniella Westbrook - Was also in EastEnders.
It's ok, we can all crawl back under our respective rocks.