We're having just a bitta fun this Thursday eve.
If you're in familiar with the Twitter account, @GetInTheSea, it's essentially a rundown of some things, people or trends in modern culture that need to talk a long walk into the open sea and drown.
Here's just a few examples.
INTO THE FUCKING SEA YOU BOTH GO. ESPECIALLY FUCKING 'Z-MAN' pic.twitter.com/u1q3INCiBo
— Get In The Sea (@getinthesea) June 25, 2015
HAVE YOU LOST THE FUCKING PLOT, ROD? GET IN THE FUCKING SEA, MATE pic.twitter.com/52wxjhbaW1
— Get In The Sea (@getinthesea) June 23, 2015
GOODBYE, YOU’RE GOING IN THE FUCKING SEA pic.twitter.com/VRrwjORcGY
— Get In The Sea (@getinthesea) June 22, 2015
So, with this general idea in mind, we've compiled a list of things that we'd like to deposit in the nearest body of seawater we can find.
They're all awful and they all need to f**k right off.
- Anyone who uses #eatcleantraindirty
Live Life in Colourâ˜€ï¸ #EatCleanTrainDirty http://t.co/gLuzbx3D4G pic.twitter.com/g6S7cJU7o4
— Craig David (@CraigDavid) April 8, 2015
#getintheseacraigdavid
- The word 'Cheeky'
There is nothing cheeky about horrible, tasteless chicken dishes. And there's nothing cheeky about drinking during the week. Get the into the sea there, pal.
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- Using models for every, single press launch
What goes together with a bag of crisps or a children's football competition? Half-naked women in enough foundation to build a house in their face. That makeup's all gonna run when they're in THE SEA.
Win Tickets to the FAI Junior Cup Final on Sun 17 May? A great family day out @AVIVAStadium http://t.co/QTVBmvVTYC pic.twitter.com/Iocj3pHihF
— AVIVA (@AVIVAIRELAND) May 10, 2015
- YouTube 'Celebrities'
There is not YouTube at the bottom of the sea, just you and your crap ideas for video.
- Brand using jumping on bandwagon and general brand 'banter'
Brand-ter, as it's colloquially known, is the absolute worst. The social media managers who engage in it must be dipped in THE SEA.
- Anything class / unreal
A Facebook image with Minions over text isn't class or unreal. You know what's class / unreal? YOU IN THE SEA.
- People who relentlessly tweet about their other half.
We get it - you're not alone. And if they have 'Property of ______' or 'Owner of ______' in their Twitter / Insta bio, they need to be drowned in the sea, brought back to life and then drowned again. You know who we're talking about. Your man. With the hair.
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Ahem. So on that note, what would you put in the sea?
