'Nothing but tears shampoo': because it's never too early to grow the hell up
In a surprising move a new baby shampoo has been introduced: 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo. Bathtime has been too safe for too long it's claimed - and it's never to early to toughen children up to get them ready for the 'real world'. The shampoo includes these features:
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- Never once approved by leading dermatologists
- All alcohol preparation
- Almost impossible to rinse off
- Easy-to-find and easy-to-open bottle
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