Woman live-tweets what has to be the most awkward bad date ever

There's a couple on their first date at this sushi place and the guy announced "I don't look at menus. And I'm ordering for us." Girl.

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Now he's asking the sushi chefs if they have different fish. They don't have what he wants, which is "going to be a major problem."

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

If only there was some way he could have known this before hand.

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Omg the waitress asked what kind of wine he wanted and he said "you're the aficionado, you tell me."

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

He asked his date if she wanted dry wine. She said "sake." He said "sweetie I can't make all the decisions for us." She said "...sake?"

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Omfg he asked the chef if they had giant clam. They said no. He asked the waitress. She said no. He said " I don't look at menus."

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

The waitress is now dictating the menu to him and his date looks oddly unfazed?

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Oh no he just said something I won't repeat but it started with "any blonde woman that looks at me..."

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

"When I was 19 on my promotion tour, the locals introduced me to Japanese food and I was hooked." He clarified San Francisco locals.

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

But he did NOT clarify what the promotional tour was for.

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

The woman looked away for a second and he said "look at me. Don't look there, look at me."

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

He asked for deep fried shrimp heads. They don't have it.
Waitress: do you want a menu sir?
The man and I together: I don't look at menus

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Update: this is not a first date, but I am still positive this is a BAD date.

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

He's been telling some story about some woman that is a "big bitch" and I think it's her mom???? Are they married?? Her hands are crossed!

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

She has a ring on but he doesn't but I want to tell her "marriage is just paper you can still leave him. I've seen it happen."

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Wow I'm not sure what I missed but he said "This is why you're both miserable. Put that in the back of your little head."

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Oh but he followed with "I don't care what people say. Words don't matter unless you give them power." I have some powerful words for him

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

He chewed up the skin of his edamame!!!!!!!

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

The shell part!!!!!!

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Found out what he was promoting at 19. He's a DJ!

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

He's talking about how hilarious it will be when he wears his MAGA hat in front of his "friend, a jew."

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

I don't think she voted for Trump but he is bragging about it between edamame shell chews

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

His "friend, a Jew" isn't allowed in his house unless he wears a hat

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Now they're talking about someone named Dana that honestly sounds lovely

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Oh thank GOD they are not married

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Their food came.
Her: will you tell me what this is?
Him: no, you just eat it.

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

She picked up chopsticks and he slapped them out of her "YOU DON'T EAT SUSHI WITH CHOP STICKS"

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Oh no the waitress is trying to get me to leave but how can I possibly

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

If I order dessert should I

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Haha jk guys of course I asked for a menu. I'm getting green tea ice cream.

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

The sushi chef asked "are you a chef?" He replied "I'm a drunk!"

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

She keeps asking him what different fish are and he still won't tell her

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

She tried to use chopsticks again and this time he said "DON'T EMBARRASS ME"

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Omg omg omg he said one of his brothers (could have meant friend) is in jail for 25 murders. He threw it out so casually.

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Now they're talking about truffles. I can't keep up.

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

The owner of the restaurant came to say hi because he knows the woman

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Girl: this is my friend tony
Man, who I learned is named tony: why don't you have giant clam
Owner: um

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Tony is telling the owner about all the great Japanese food he's eaten and the owner is humoring him like a champ

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Last time Tony went to Japan, he demanded to eat the giant squid head

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Which actually makes sense because if you don't read menus, you don't order food. You demand it.

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

I'm trying to leave but they charged me for edamame I didn't eat. Maybe it's Tony's edamame???

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

He is "introducing himself to a cigarette" outside so I'm going to leave. Thanks for tuning in! We made it!

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016