World Exclusive: Introducing the Touche Eclair

Touche Eclair

Occasionally you lovely readers (and er, us) get into such a frenzy of excitement about new products or through just rhapsodising about stuff we already own that keyboard bloopers get made. Some of 'em are gas, and I've been bent double recently over people recommending Muslim cloths and Touche Eclairs.

Ah yes. The Touche Eclair. Should some boffin actually invent this hybrid cake/cosmetic, he - or she - would be onto a world-wide smash bestseller. What woman could say no to a cream-filled and chocolate-topped choux pastry treat that also worked to combat her under-eye dark circles?



Got any more funny beauty bloopers for us? Leave 'em in the comments!

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