I love nothing better than getting out of the shower and slathering on the body lotion. Nice smelling body lotion...
At the weekend I had a lovely Soapy Sap shower experience, my skin felt so fresh and clean. If you haven't tried Bliss Soapy Sap you need to rectify that situation pronto. It's actually very difficult for me to get any value out of a bottle of Soapy Sap as it's continually nicked by my husband.
Anyway fresh and clean I discovered I'd run out of body lotion. Disaster! Rooting around in the bathroom cabinets I found a big tube of body cream. Mmmm, looks nice, where did I get this? Anyway I sploged out a big dollop out and plastered myself with it.
Oh yuk. It smelled... musty. It was gone off. Now I smelled musty too. God knows how long it had been in the cabinet.
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It got hurled into the bin. I had a bit of further root then, finding, among other things:
- two dried up tubes of face mask
- another musty body lotion
- a musty perfume
- a rancid shampoo - brown goo oozing from the lid
- a suncream with Greek writing on it. I haven't been to Greece for over eleven years. And I've moved house twice in the meantime. That means I took the suncream with me both times!!
- and - I'm actually not joking here - some Tweed talc
If I had kept going much longer I would probably have found some Anne French and some Clearasil I had when I was a teenager.
I can't be the only one surely! Have you ever found anything horrible lurking in your bathroom cabinets?
