This is awkward and we don't even know them, so imagine how the friends and family of these people feel now that they know about the ins-and-outs of their sex life.
Ins-and-outs. We need a shower.
Complex gathered some very TMI-friendly couples and asked them to describe their other half's private parts and their sex life in general with one word answers, and things get way overshare-y very quick.
Now tell, what would you say if he asked you? Hmmmm?