It was only a matter of time before Kylie Jenner's music career kicked off. Not content with her cosmetics line or her myriad of partnerships with fashion brands the world over, she wants in on the singing action too. Alas, we fear it might follow suit with Paris Hilton's attempt back in the day; remember that? Though to be fair, Stars Are Blind wasn't the most horrendous song we've ever been subjected to.
The 'lil'est of the Kardashian/Jenner clan teams up with Lil Yachty (WHY are these rappers all 'Lil'?) and producer Burberry Perry on their latest track, Beautiful Day. Not to be confused with U2's offering by the same name, Kylie joins in at the end for a weird synth-like take on the Mr. Rogers' Neighbourhood theme song (don't ask us; apparently it was big in the states).
She begins by referencing the slack that she will no doubt be on the receiving end of: "Jordyn, come on, I've never been on a song before! This is a f*cking—" And then she launches into "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood." We apologise that this is actual news, but you know as well as we do, it's only a sign of things to come. She's testing the waters and before we know it she'll be dropping synth samples all over Kanye's next masterpiece; you know, the one that promises to be' as inspiring as the first Star Wars'.
'Tis a sad day for the music industry.