It rubs the lotion on its skin. Yet more creepy beauty from the vaults of time

It rubs the lotion on its skin.  Yet more creepy beauty from the vaults of time
By Beaut.ie  | Oct 7, 2008

When I first saw this invention from 1933 I thought - aieeeee - that looks terrible.

I especially didn't like the cut of the slightly sinister Dr Brueck (from Vienna natch) administering the treatment. God forgive me but I can imagine him hiding someone down in a basement for a good few years. His beaky nose hides his smile - but what else could he be concealing? A daughter and four inbred children in the cellar?

Milady views the world through holes cut where eyes should be and breathes through a tube.

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Phew! I thought. At least it didn't catch on

But then I got to thinking. Some of the modern treatments we subject ourselves to are equally freaky. Microdermabrasion and Botox - to say nothing of actual facelifts and chemical peels. Even eyelash curlers look like implements of torture. And what about the time C3PO gave Kirstie a facial?

What's the scariest thing you've ever done in the name of beauty or wellbeing?