I choked on my postprandial yoghurt the other night as I checked my email after dinner. "Hidden Dangers Lurking in Your Uggs This Winter!" screamed the subject line of a Missive of Massive Import.
A boffin named Dr Zong (no, really), had some startling news with regards to what might be the problem. In fact, there was more than one horror that may be betwixt the sheepskin-ed Ugg layers, as it turned out.
I'll tell you lot what he diagnosed tomorrow but today, lets play fantasy 'What's lurking in my Uggs' in the comments! And sure if there's a particularly funny one (like, er, cocks), you might be on the receiving end of a little prize.