The Ask Assumpta Line is open: tell her your problems!

Let's face it.  Life throws up a shedload of problems every bleedin' minute of every day and sometimes you just need some good old straight talking and impartial advice to get you through.  When everyone has an opinion and everyone has a vested interest in your problems, sometimes you just need... well you just need Assumpta.


With more common sense than Frasier Crane and more experience at solving the problems of the world (she specialises in First World Problems obviously) than Dr Phil, Assumpta's couch is the place to unload.

You'll be able to send your problems into Assumpta via her top secret hotline (she'll need an email address to make sure you're an actual person, but everything will be STRICTLY confidential and Assumpta will never ever reveal any details that could identify you.)

Nothing is off limits.  Assumpta doesn't do embarrassed.  But she does do a kind but firm line of advice and when occasion warrants it a leeetle bit of tough love.


Like the sound of her?  Got a problem that you'd like her to tackle?

Go for it - leave her a problem to mull over and kick things off!

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