'Sleb Fragrance Watch: My Secret By Kathy Hilton
Yup, Kathy Hilton has just launched her own perfume - for whom it's intended, I'm not entirely sure - I mean, jaysis, would you buy it? Called 'My Secret', I find this to be very amusing, considering how there actually appear to be precious few secrets in the Hilton clan - sex tapes, chihuahuas, engagements, broken engagements, 'that's hott', Greek shipping heirs, Paris' massive feet, being disinherited - oh, it's all mixed up in my head, like a celebrity Guernica.
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Back to the matter at hand. The perfume itself is described as a 'luxurious floral', but people, I rather think the real secret here is that it's actually going to be completely vile.