Madonna's Webchat Involves Wine and Fancy Cushions

Madonna partook in what's being described as a 'webchat' with her fans (despite reams of paper being involved). The entire process takes nearly 18 minutes, and it features Madonna's face, questions, wine chugging, a fancy bathroom and the aforementioned reams of paper.

Yes, there may be soft focus lenses and the like but doesn't Madge look flippin' fantastic?

Now, it does also feature what appears to be a rat scuttling across the floor in the mirror's reflection (left of screen) at the 9:55 mark. It's serious blink-and-you'll-miss-it stuff, but that hasn't stopped it from making headlines. Yes. Headlines. Dear God.

Are you #TeamMadge80s or #TeamMadgeSureWhateverReinventionYou'reHavingYourself?