I could launch into this from the pun platform and promise you that I'm telling no porkies when I say that I'm a big fan of Percy Pig and his squashy, edible face. I could tell you how I ham delighted to hear about this new launch or how I did't have a rashers that this is going to happen.
But this porcine news doesn't deserve that kind of treatment for this launch is stocking filler gold.
If you know someone who is a fan of our dapper, tasty Percy then this makes your Christmas shopping very easy indeed. M&S have just launched Percy, Penny and Colin lip balms (€4each).
No, I don't care about Penny or Colin either.
The Percy Pig version is strawberry flavoured, Penny's is vanilla and Colin's lemon flavoured.
And there's also a gift set if you want to buy all three and have a bag of sweets in there as well (€13.50).
And what I said about Penny? I take it back, I think she's my new favourite with her freckles and hair accessory.
And just a word of warning to my office Secret Santa - you're getting one of these.
Do you do Secret Santa at work? What are you thinking of getting for them? And would Percy, Penny or Colin make it into the