Jesus CHRAST, as if the world hasn't suffered enough from pixtures of her in her red bra, with blood on her face, in her red bra, looking like a total cracked-out fright. Now the messer is to launch her own cosmetics line. According to The Sun, “She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume. All the things that are distinctive of her look.”
I have some ideas for the packaging - lipsticks modeled on syringes and liquid liner containers shaped like crackpipes would be a gas. Perhaps papier poudres could come in Rizla packets? Great for the pre-teen market too.
My favourite bit about this story though, was the comments it sparked on The Sun website. "NO THANKS I LIKE LOOKIN CLEAN AND TIDY", and "Does the kit include a razor blade, ink and low self worth?".
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Oh dear. Something tells me this won't be a success.
