Campaign to launch Naomi Campbell on rocket to heart of boiling sun.

I don't generally espouse violence - but in the matter of Naomi Cambell there is no justice to be served unless that woman is ejected from the Earth's atmosphere as quickly as possible.

For she is VILE. Arrogant and foul and nasty and a liar.

But rich you see. Stinking rich. And a supermodel. So that's obviously enough to ensure that she is some kind of super being, should be treated accordingly and can treat a summons to testify in a War Crimes tribunal as a "big inconvenience". She had to be dragged to court - obviously she had better things to be doing than testifying in a trial which is trying to bring justice to tens of thousands of executed, mutilated, raped and terrorised people?

Appearing in court is nothing to Naomi - after all she's well used to it, having been sued for beating up staff, refusing to pay people, and being a generally obnoxious git. But this time she's gotten herself linked to a deeper darker kind of inhumane crime that is just too horrible to imagine.

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And in other unrelated (but spotted while watching Naomi's testimony), she's had way too much face filler. Forget dirty pebbles - she's got a right set of dirty pillows injected into her cheeks. Now I've nothing whatsoever against the use of injectibles and if I was rich I would probably have a face like an overstuffed cushion. But just pointing it out in light of all Nomes smug "black don't crack" comments.

Anyway. War Crimes Tribunal. Naomi's bullshit testimony and the media circus that surrounded it. What do you think? Has this brought her to a new low in your estimation and do you want her spun out into space as soon as possible?

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