Of all the stars he could be pictured canoodling with in his debut Instagram post, he had to pull the biggest and blondest, the divaesque (I think it's a word) of them all...
He captioned the below: "Spent Friday with the most beautiful girl in the world. Kermit, #SorryNotSorry. #TheMuppets #misspiggy."
Needless to say, he's already got 191k followers since posting his first lone pic a mere 16 hours ago. We'll be glued to it for the rest of the day.
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