Nicole Kidman bitterly regrets wearing leather trousers on transatlantic flight: worries about thrush, sweaty arse

Kidman's leather pants

Spotting these pics on JustJared earlier I feel that the pain of these way too tight leather trousers is seared upon MY fanny never mind Nicole's.  As she hobbles to the plane in Paree she looks desperately uncomfortable.

True butt munchers, these don't even look like leather to me - they look like rubber.  Which means they will shortly turn into a damp and clammy micro climate, capable of reaching tropical temperatures and breeding the most exotic plant life.

And I can't help wondering what her assistant is finding so funny, eh?


Kidman's leather pants

Can't ... even ... lift my ... leg...

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