Of course they're real Victoria, we believe you. Everyone's tits sitÂ on theirÂ ribcagesÂ like large hard oranges. And even though the tabloids have dug up evidence that she's definitely had at least two boob jobs, she still won't admit it. She's claimed it's padding and clever underwear with good support that's given her that gravity defying chest.Â Well miss, you're rumbled. We can clearly see you've got none of those things working for you here, and you've got a canyon down the middle of your sternum you could park a bike in.
The case, she is closed.
OK, so this isn't strictly within our remit, but it's funny. And it's a warning against getting an awfulÂ boob job too, I guess.