Everyone's a comedian, wha? Yesterday, the Sunday papers pretty much confirmed that Cheryl was divorcing for the second time, with some outlets reporting that herself and her French husband had "secretly split" five months ago after 19 months of marriage.
As for why they split, The Sun say it's because she'd "had enough of his jealousy". A source speaking via the paper said: "Cheryl is divorcing JB on the grounds of his unreasonable behaviour. She has had enough of his jealousy. He didn’t like it when she had to spend time with other men and even became jealous when she was hanging out with her dogs."
Despite the rumour mill going into overdrive, particularly the one involving Cheryl not getting a pre-nup and therefore possibly having to fork over millions to restauranteur John Bernard Fernandez-Versini - Cheryl has been maintaining something of a silence, apart from uploading the following caption free selfies to Instagram.
There was also this one emblazoned with decent life advice...
While Cheryl seems to be playing a blinder at staying positive, twitter has been reacting to the divorcing news in the only way twitter knows how - by taking the mick.
Here are just some of the tweets doing the rounds this morning...
Beginning to regret my Cheryl Fernandez-Versini tattoo.
— Tim Chipping (@timchipping) January 10, 2016
Looks like Cheryl Fernandez-Versini is getting divorced. The poor lass, that's another load of headed notepaper she'll have to buy.
— Ian Collins (@iancollinsuk) January 10, 2016
Sad that Cheryl Fernandez-Versini is getting divorced, but on behalf of all radio presenters, date someone with an easier name next, please.
— Larry Entertainment (@larryents) January 10, 2016
Cheryl Fernandez-Versini getting a divorce. The language barrier was always going to be a problem when you Can't Speak French.
— Andrew (@officialDB3K) January 10, 2016
I just got used to calling her Cheryl Fernandez-Versini and she's going to get divorced again ðŸ™ˆ
— Valentina Alexandraâ˜• (@ValsCappuccino) January 10, 2016
Just saw this on Facebook 'I'd say Cheryl regrets making such a song and dance about being called Cheryl Fernandez-Versini now' ha ha
— CROSSY (@CrossyTweets) January 10, 2016
In the nature of balance, we tried to find tweets supporting Cheryl, but struggled. I'm sure they're there in abundance, they just didn't appear under the top tweets as they didn't get as much traction. C'mon twitter, have a heart?!