Oh Brad.
Very firmly in the Team Jen camp, it was like a knife through my heart when you split and left her. But at least everyone remained classy and kept their own business to themselves. There wasn't a word from either side - although sources close to both of you had a whale of a time making things up and predicting reconciliations, splits with Angelina and things you might possibly both be thinking.
Jen has already assumed the role of the biggest victim in the history of the world. Forget victims of famines, wars and ethnic cleansing - Jen has suffered the most according to gossip magazines and all those close sources she's got who are happy to spill the intimate details of her life to celebrity rags. Only a couple of weeks ago for example, the cover of two separate magazines, Look and Grazia, ran the identical screaming front cover headline: "JEN WARNED: he's using you!/ he'll never marry you!" about her relationship with Justin Theroux.
So she needed this insensitive mouthing off from Brad like she needed a hole in the head I reckon. In an interview with Parade magazine he called his marriage to Jen dull and said “I was so intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn't." However he says he's fulfilled and his incredibly exiting relationship with Angelina and their huge brood is directly responsible
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But surprise surprise he's claiming that his words were "misinterpreted". And you know what Brad? I don't like you any more and neither do thousands of others who would have counted themselves among your fans.
You're making a film about the life of Paddy Doherty* and caught up in the incredibly exciting whirl (?) of Traveller life. You'll be happy as Larry bare knuckle fighting and putting on a terrible Traveller accent a la Snatch. So off you go - have a great exciting life - but I just don't love you any more. You've given the gossip rags ammunition beyond their wildest dreams and made sure they continue to torture Jennifer with made up revelations forever.
*Paddy Doherty also shocked me to the core on Saturday night when he confessed to "eating a bit of his son" on the Late Late. But we won't get into that. Well we can if you want
