Two Irish Guys Write Awful Erotic Lit

We've noted, with sheer horror, the rise of truly awful erotic novels being self-published on the likes of Kindle and across the web. Do you remember our confusion about the rise of, eh, dinosaur porn? 

And Fifty Shades of Grey has a lot to answer for because Chris & Peter (better known as 4OD's Craic Addicts) have now explored this dino-riding subset of erotic literature known as Mythical Creature Erotica (how far this exploration went exactly was unclear at the timing of writing).

Featuring a reading by noted Irish actress Ruth McCabe, the video explores the real horror of the Internet - terrible, terrible writing.

Also, that book is totally real. Yes, really. Look.

And lookit, if that isn't the ideal Mother's Day present we don't what is.