...let me count the ways I HATE YOU:
- you stink
- you're incredibly messy
- it's impossible to wash you off my hands, you stay there like a gross greasy film despite repeated scrubbings
- you actually DON'T WORK. At all. Frazzled bits of hair remaining on legs does not count as effective hair removal, just to let you know
- I'm still recovering from the chemical burns I got the last time I foolishly used you
In summary, if Veet was a man, you'd dump him.