Tina and Amy's Golden Globe Opening Monologue and All the Winners

It was a star-studded Red Carpet and some very shocking twists at the 72nd Golden Globes.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's comedic stylings were severely truncated as the show was running long. Nevertheless, the dynamic duo did their best with the short window they had.

Nobody was safe. NO ONE. Not even Emma Stone's eyes were safe. The fact Tiny opened with "Good evening, and welcome you bunch of despicable, spoiled, minimally talented brats" gave a good indication of what was to come.

Oh, Tina and Amy. We will really miss you next year. Are you sure you won't do it again? GOWAN, YOU WILL, YOU WILL, YOU WILL. Otherwise, Ricky Gervais will be back in there, sweating and snickering up a storm given half a chance. It's like he's auditioning all over again. You know, by kind of repeating a fair whack of Tina and Amy's opening monologue.

And here is a list of the winners, as they were announced:

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR (DRAMA)

JK Simmons - Whiplash

 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS (TV MINISERIES)

Jo Froggatt - Downton Abbey

 

BEST TV MINISERIES

Fargo

 

BEST ACTOR (TV MINISERIES / MADE FOR TV FILM)

Billy Bob Thornton - Fargo

 

BEST ACTRESS (TV SERIES, MUSICAL / COMEDY)

Gina Rodriguez - Jane The Virgin

 

BEST TV SERIES (COMEDY / MUSICAL)

Transparent

 

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Johann Johannsson - Theory Of Everything

 

BEST ORIGINAL SONG 

Common and John Legend - "Glory" from Selma

 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR (TV MINISERIES / MADE FOR TV FILM)

Matt Bomer - The Normal Heart

 

BEST ACTRESS (COMEDY / MUSICAL)

Amy Adams - Big Eyes

 

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

How To Train Your Dragon 2

 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS (FILM)

Patricia Arquette - Boyhood

 

BEST SCREENPLAY (FILM)

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Birdman

 

BEST ACTOR (TV SERIES, MUSICAL / COMEDY)

Jeffrey Tambor - Transparent

 

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

Leviathan

 

BEST ACTRESS (TV MINISERIES / MADE FOR TV FILM)

Maggie Gyllenhaal - The Honorable Woman

 

BEST TV SERIES (DRAMA)

The Affair

 

BEST ACTOR (TV SERIES, DRAMA)

Kevin Spacey - House of Cards

 

CECIL B. DeMILLE AWARD

George Clooney

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BEST DIRECTOR (FILM)

Richard Linklater - Boyhood

 

BEST ACTRESS (TV SERIES, DRAMA)

Ruth Wilson - The Affair

 

BEST ACTOR (COMEDY / MUSICAL)

Michael Keaton - Birdman

 

BEST COMEDY / MUSICAL FILM

Grand Budapest Hotel

 

BEST ACTRESS (DRAMA)

Julianne Moore - Still Alice

 

BEST ACTOR (DRAMA)

Eddie Redmayne - Theory of Everything

 

BEST DRAMA FILM

Boyhood

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Any surprises there for you? And do you want to be BFFs with Tina and Any as much as us?

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