The Donald - The Scent

The Donald - The Scent
By Beaut.ie  | Nov 6, 2007

With all the other 'celebrity' scents out there, it should come as no surprise at all that Mr Apprentice USA, one Donald Trump Esq, has his own fragrance - the cap colour of which we can only imagine was inspired by his awful hair piece. And his Vegas Trump Tower too seems to have gotten a look in, as evidenced above.

'Donald Trump' by Donald Trump is a fragrance for men with top notes of skyscraper, hair plug and arrogance, all built Tower-alike on a base note of bankruptcy - but you'll probably only smell that once, or perhaps twice. In addition, it's got a distilled dash of eau de Ivana, breast implants and sugar daddies, for that little bit of extra class.

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Oh no wait, it actually smells of mint, cucumber and black basil. That's not nearly so good.