Jesus chroist, what was this oi read the other day? That Kirstie wan is spending FORTY EUROSS on a body oil? ESPA, no less. Well, they'd laugh me out of it down at the Credit Union if they thought I was spending that sort of cash to smooth my legs - not that they aren't baby soft already, of course. No, they'd be saying the word ESPA to me alright, except they might be leaving out a letter...
But now, ladies. To be honest, I liked the sound of this dry oil stuff. I thought it sounded great, but sure, you'd have to take a 2nd job in the evenings to afford it. Not even that woman who drank 8 cans of Coke and day and spent her evenings at the Bingo would be so self-indulgent. So, I looked for an alternative.
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And what did oi find but Soap & Glory Easy Glistening Dry Oil Body Gloss? Yup, a mere fraction of the proice at about 8 quid, this does exactly the same job. "Perfect for party-prepping or as an everyday body softening oil", apparently. Well now, that sure beats €40, eh?
