Where indeed, Mr Major? How about here - 4voo.com, a website that sells skin care and cosmetics for the 'distinct man'. So, what does this distinct man like? silk-enriched shine-reducing powder; confidence corrector; lip maximizing serum and lash and brow styling glaze, it seems.
In woman-speak, that translates as: pressed powder; concealer; lip plump and mascara. Jaysis lads, we never knew yiz had it in you!
So girls, what I want to know is this - how would you feel if you opened your fella's bathroom cabinet and some silk-enriched tinted shimmer fell out? Don't be backwards in coming forwards, now!