Sure what else would you be up to on maternity leave, hah? I totally should've done this; I WASTED my time eating and watching Show Me The Money on repeat.
And for those of you seeking the full frontal without Dan Osbourne from Hollyoaks in the way...
OK, a few things. 1) If the pink bow is anything to go by, they're having a girl. 2) We're unsure whether they got someone in from Kinder to paint the bump; it looks a fiercely professional job. 3) That aside, I'm assuming Kinder have paid her a rake load for advertising. 4) Lastly, but most importantly, who is going to tell Jacqueline Jossa that babies *whispers* pop out the other eeeend?
And I guarantee that when Halloween comes around, some mamas-to-be are definitely going to be recreating this look.
In the words of Bridget Jones, are you mit baybay? Have you accessorised baybay as a Kinder Egg/basketball/anything else we should know about?