We have to admit it. There have been some terrible red carpets of late. There was the Elle Women in Hollywood Awards and that was all a bit meh, and then there were the MOBO Awards where numerous bottoms tried to make a break for freedom. And lookit, there have been more boobs around of late than you can shake a stick at.
So it is with great glee that I bring you the looks front he LACMA Art and Film Gala for 'tis truly a feast for the eyeballs.
It's like a buffet of gorgeousness and I don't know where to start. Should we begin with the fact that Cara Delevingne is now brunette?
No, no, Hair of the Night (which is not, despite how it sounds, like a furrier version of hair of the dog) must go to the beach curls of Kate Hudson.
No, wait, it's J-Lo, it has to be J-Lo.
No, ok, final nomination. And this one tops everyone else. Len Wiseman and Kate Beckinsale are so perfect, they look like they can't aren't real. Are they real? Can I buy a Len somewhere?
And sure look, Kim isn't in our favourites but she looks happy. And her dress is managing to stay in place. So that's enough for us.
Others looking eye-wateringly sublime include Evan Rachel Wood, Jamie Foxx, Demi Moore, Selena Gomez, Cindy Crawford, Amy Adams, Salma Hayek and Michelle Rodriguez.
It's like the fashion gods smiled. And there was style gold.
What do you make of Cara's new hair/Cindy's gúna and the idea of kidnapping Len? To the gallery….and the comments!