Yeeeaaah. Unfortunately the 'Drop it out, keep working' theory doesn't always reflect the practical. See, you think that's what will happen but then you end up having an emergency C section which renders you useless for pretty much two months and - as for what child you're going to get - well, that's a lottery, innit.
As Keira Knightley announced said birthing plan on Ellen, she was obviously joking. Let's hope she was joking. Either way, at least she's prepared for 'wee in the face' if it's a boy - which is something considering she looks totally baffled when presented with a baby changing table.
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