It Fell on the Floor - and it Was no More

Curse my poxy tiled bathroom floor. The fact that it's tiled with Disgusting Tiles Not of my Choosing is one thing (due to a fight with the builders, apathy, six years of avoiding looking at them), but the fact that it somehow is a floor made from the worlds hardest material is another. I cannot count the products I have shattered on it - the list stretches into infinity  (verily, into an infinity of PI) - but recently, I have surrendered the following to its super-shattery ways:

• a 40ml bottle of Trilogy rosehip oil
• a Smashbox blusher
• a bottle of Origins Ginger Essence perfume
• a Nars eyeshadow
• a pot of loose setting powder
• a chunk out of the bottom of a bottle of foundation (I live in fear of severing a vein each time I use it now)

Sigh.

I'm not even particularly accident-prone. What about you? What products have skittered across your flooring and come to a sticky end?