An ode to Zelens Intensive Triple Action eye cream


Zelens I wanted to love you
You know I really did
Mostly because it must be said
You cost a hundred and twenty quid

But I found that you were crap
You did not firm and tone
I gave you to my friend to try
She did not thank me for the loan


You promised much and delivered not
Your texture was like runny snot
In the end no choice remained, I gave in
Zelens I threw you in the bin

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