It's mostly Mr. Farrell looking moody while failing to get splashed by the rumbling waves behind him - which is a bit of a shame for obvious reasons. So obedient were the waves in fact that they had to employ a guy to provide extra spray to make the rocks look wet. It's all very Intenso (by Dolce & Gabbana).
The man is a master at atmospheric squinting. Even Bruce Willis could learn a thing or two.
The last time Colin was seen on the box was during last week's Golden Globes where he managed to have minus chemistry with Lupita Nyong'o for some reason.
Colin is due to grace our small screens again when appearing in the upcoming series of True Detective, while - in the interim - he will be appeared on Claire Byrne's new TV show last night.
Ah, Coddle, we do love you.
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