Her Royal Hotness Pippa Middleton: the glory of her ass. Get her Bobbi Brown wedding makeup

Pippa Middleton

The British tabloids have christened her "Her Royal Hotness" and she has spawned Internet appreciation websites and a twitter account all paying homage to the glory of her ass.

Yep, it's fair to say that Pippa Middleton fairly stole the show from her big sister, the prettier Kate who was the main attraction on the day of her wedding.  Or supposed to be.  But as Pippa demurely sashayed up and down the aisle, bending and wiggling there was no missing her.

"My God" I said when I saw her "LOOK at the sister!  She's gorgeous!"

And I wasn't the only one obviously.   So when Bobbi Brown sent out their press release that *hinted* at their connection to the bridal party makeup on the day of the Royal Wedding they obviously expected a big splash.   Bobbi Brown heavily and seriously stress though that it's all TOP SECRET and they PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN DO THE MAKEUP and even IF THEY DID THEY COULDN'T POSSIBLY SAY and they would RATHER DIE THAN ADMIT IT if they did and ANYWAY THEY DIDN'T.

But anyway they did do it (and Kate's too) and here's the Pippa look they're sending around.

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  1. Begin by applying Corrector, Concealer and a little bit of Foundation for beautifully even skin.
  2. Warm up the face with a skin-tone-correct Bronzer.
  3. Sweep Bone Eye Shadow across the entire lid.
  4. Apply Long Wear Cream Shadow in Ash on the lower lid only.
  5. Perfectly define the eyes with Long Wear Gel Eye Liner in Black Ink on the top and bottom lash lines.
  6. Open and curl the lashes with two coats of Lash Glamour Extreme Lengthening Mascara.
  7. Play up the cheeks with Blush in Sand Pink.
  8. Softly brush a Highlighter Pen high onto the cheek bones for added definition and shimmer.
  9. Apply Blondie Pink Lip Color on the lips, followed by Confetti Lip Gloss.

The glorious arse is all down to millions of hours of yoga, pilates and kick boxing apparently.  So if you want to copy the hot body you know what to do - but you might find the makeup a lot easier to emulate.

Image via socyberty.com

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