Every time I sat down to write this post all I could think of was Marilyn Monroe singing, in her breathless, 'have sex with me' voice, "Happy birthday Mr President" to Michael D Higgins.
CAN YOU IMAGINE! He would have hardly have reached her cleavage (which may have been a good thing for him) and she could have left her trademark red lipstick kisses all over his bonce - but I just can't see them being a good match apart from that.
The whole collection features everything from lipglasses, nailvarnish, powder, liner, mascara, skinfinish, blush and of course red lipstick.
Boob boob be doop
Beauty Powder €29.00
Nail Lacquer €13.50
Limited edition, available now