It is with extreme sadness that I bring you the news of the eradication of Pamela Anderson of the nineties and noughties.
Unto the almighty kingdom of leaked sex tapes and slow motion running montages, we commend the Pammie of old and we welcome to our fold this new and sophisticated arrival.
Pamela has undergone one HELL of a transformation. Gone are the blonde extensions, the heavy lipliner and the tiny shirts that would struggle to cover an A cup, let alone her
God given surgery-given chest.
She has previously said that her boobs had their own career and she just tagged along for the, eh, ride. Well now she is shedding her hair, and doing it literally.
The most famous woman ever to wear a red swimsuit said in a recent interview with Ellen DeGeneres, “My hair had had a life. And I wanted to kind of put that behind me and start fresh”. And for a woman whose career was built on being a sexy Barbie, I think that’s an interesting and considered move.
Jumping on the pixie-cut bandwagon, she has had a striking make under and I think she looks AMAZING. She is like Michelle Williams’ older sister who knows a thing or two about chic fashion choices.
Demure dressing, skin under wraps, pared-back make up - who is this woman and what have you done with our Pamela (I was channelling Cilla Black in my head there)?
She chopped off those lanky locks a few days before she ran the New York City Marathon, which she did in five hours and 41 minutes. Runnning it for Sean Penn’s J/P Haitian Relief Organisation, she raised $75,864. The more I learn about this new creature, the more I like her.
This is one of a few recent image updates for Hollywood’s leading ladies. Jennifer Lawrence and Jennifer Aniston are both sporting much shorter ‘dos of late, and Renée Zellweger has gone ahead changed her entire face.
I love this new look Pammie but I will admit that somehow a little piece of me misses the old plastic constant.
Are we looking at a changing of the Barbie guard? Ladylike haircuts and reserved dressing are in, flashing your undies and ratty extensions are out?
Quick, someone tell Katie Price.
What do you think of the new look CJ? Do you miss the red swimsuit and trucker caps or did you just give her a mental high five?