Woman turns her sleep-talking conversations into comedy gold

Anyone who has ever (or allegedly at least) spoken in their sleep knows the crippling fear that follows when their partner brings it up the next day.

Immediately the hamster wheel in your brain starts turning. "Oh God, what did I dream about last night?", "Am I in trouble?", "Does he/she look mad?"

It's quite scary when someone brings up a conversation that you've absolutely no memory of. It can also be utterly hilarious, as was the case with this guy's wife, who found her husband's midnight musings so funny that she texts them to him so he can enjoy them with his breakfast and cawfee the following morning.

Here are some of the best ones:

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His wife is actually a teacher.

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In her defense, we'd all choose to hang out with Napoleon.

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There you have it. Have any funny stories of your partner making outrageous statements in their sleep? Tell us! Tell us!

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Via Imgur

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