ARGH! Someone get some vitamin E cream, STAT. It's BRAD PITT'S FACE, IT NEEDS HELP!
If you reckon it looks like he had a sudden bout of narcolepsy involving an accommodating pavement pillow, that's not far from the facts.
— Yahoo New Zealand (@YahooNZ) April 27, 2015
Speaking at the Autism Speaks benefit, he told People magazine at the event on Saturday night: "This is what happens when you try to run up steps in the dark, with your arms full, wearing flip flops... Turns out if you then try to stop your forward momentum with your face, the result is road rash. Regardless, I wasn't going to miss the Autism Speaks benefit the night after - wonderful people and I was honoured to be a part of this important event."
Has your face ever suffered a major case of road rash? The only time my mother decided to get a family portrait done was about 4 days after I went to my pre-debs with a particularly hirsute male. He had the chin worn off me. Weeks of vitamin E creme application followed.