When you get a wedding invitation in the post do you sigh and throw it in the pile of those bills you can't bring yourself to open or rip it open, put the date in your diary, pop it up on your mantle piece and send your RSVP card off that very same day?
The reason we ask is that we've forgotten to reply to the last four invitations we've received and because of this we can't remember what an RSVP should look like. But, we're pretty sure it shouldn't look like this.
Whoever was in charge of the invitations either has a sick sense of humour or genuinely likes the taste of child.
We'll have a four-year-old, medium rare, please!