The internet loves when people fall off things, so can you imagine if Katy Perry had properly fallen off a Segway? Twitter would've exploded.
Headlines such as "Katy Perry Eats Dirt on a Segway", and "Katy Perry Falls off Segway" have been doing the rounds since, however, the below video - which Perry herself posted to Instagram - sees the singer make more of a graceful dismount before applauding the segway for winning their battle of wills.
See? All very tame. Twitter was very enthused regardless.
@katyperry Mad Max - Ballad of the Segway
— Derrick Gladden (@DGladden) September 6, 2015
@katyperry you're not a segway girl
— Jamal (@katysmvse) September 6, 2015
@katyperry watch out usain bolt. katy perrys on a segway.
— old soul (@anOLDS0UL) September 6, 2015
Katy Perry's Instagram post falling off a Segway at burning man hahaha
— James Bourne (@JamesBourne) September 6, 2015
mood rn/forever: @katyperry on a Segway at burning man
— rachel (@pywacker) September 7, 2015
— Smackin' Prismatic (@smackutwice) September 6, 2015
@katyperry when you try to do fancy manoeuvres for the gram but it backfires
— jess (@CottonCandyKaty) September 6, 2015
— FAUST (@Katysbabeee) September 6, 2015
And what everyone else is thinking (just me?)...
@katyperry I wish you fell over.
— AMY (@katyschild) September 6, 2015
Has anyone ever been to Burning Man? Is it 'an experience of a lifetime', or 'MURDER trying to get dust out of your hair after three days of sandstorms'?